Hedonism II Reviews and Photos (Negril, Jamaica)

hedo 2

Comox, British Columbia

December 27, 2011

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well i was wonderin wtf when iseen the motel 6 being called hedo on the start of these reviews lmao .no thats not hedo 2 we have been to hedo 3 --5 times and hedo 2 twice we loved hedo 3 , hedo 2 is alright cause hedo 3 is no longer but look out ...Read more

Hedo 2 Sucks!

by Rasta Mon

South Bend, Indiana

June 16, 2011

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Here is the truth. If there are any 5 star reviews for this resort they are coming from either the resort employees/management or someone from kentucky that lives in a trailer. Imagine taking your significant other to a supposed tropical paradise ...Read more Here is the truth. If there are any 5 star reviews for this resort they are coming from either the resort employees/management or someone from kentucky that lives in a trailer.

Imagine taking your significant other to a supposed tropical paradise only to find out it ended up being a run down motel 6 that has been overrun by the locals(assuming they are relatives of the employees/entertainment).

The room smelled like piss and the A/C would barely work. When we turned on the hot tub outside the room it made green bubbles. We asked if they could put some chlorine in and they said they don't use it!?

We have been to other resorts in Jamaica and the food selection was limited at Hedo and not very good. I actually was not able completely chew up the prime rib and swallow it because of all the gristle. For anyone in the lifestyle of swinging they know what it is like to go to a party and have bunch of single weenies hanging around creepin. That is the main flavor of this resort - the singles out number the couples on an average week and they are about 97% men. Most of the couples that were there were naturalist-not swingers. For those that do not know this there is a huge difference. Naturalists usually do not swing and are very clicky with the groups that they travel with. This will make it very awkward if you are there to have "fun" not wanting to offend anyone you are going to see for the entire week.

The beach peddlers are bad in Jamaica but the employees on the resort are actually more of a concern. They hang around outside the doors of your room waiting to "score". Friends of ours had a situation a few years back where an employee followed her into the restroom and the husband found him trying to corner her in the stall. He left the guy laying on the bathroom floor and notified the management.

The entertainment reminded us of a scene from the movie Idiocracy. They brought a series of black men out in a weird WWF style introduction that were supposed to be strippers. Most of them spent there limelight dry humping the floor with banana hammocks on. They would also prove there manhood by bringing women members of the audience on stage and show how many positions they could have sex by demonstrating(we are sure that was for later possibilities-lol). There were no women strippers which was a huge disappointment . More of less the whole thing was a sausage fest that made you want to carry a can of mace as you hurried your way back to your room.

Many of the decorations/structures around the resort were broken,rotted or outdated. Our main gripe with the resort is that Apple Vacations considered this a 4 star resort when it is actually a 2 star. If you read all the reviews seriously you know that is not the truth.
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Very relaxing and laid back - and exciting

A traveler

Travelocity.com

April 13, 2011

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This hotel is all you want it to be. This was our second visit and, while the first was new and exciting, this time around we just relaxed and there was no pressure from anyone. We laid on the beach, took a visit to the spa - the couples massage is ...Read more

A fun and wonderful vacay for the open minded!

A traveler

Travelocity.com

February 5, 2011

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Having been loyal Hedonism 3 visitors since its opening, we were bummed that it was not only closing its doors for good but also that we didn't get a chance to say good bye to the members of the staff that had become friends throughout the years. ...Read more

Hedo II needs to step up

A traveler

Travelocity.com

February 3, 2011

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It is still a great place to have fun and enjoy the sun, but the resort is losing its appeal as the services are no longer what they were. Most of the new employees are young and they don't seem to give any consideration to the guests. The food is ...Read more

Relaxing surroundings, with an erotic edge, and without frat party brouhaha.

A traveler

Travelocity.com

February 3, 2011

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Overall, we were pleasantly surprised compared to the reivews we had read here and on other sites. If your expectations are realistic, you will not be disappointed. The facilities are not lavish, but they aren't decaying either. Grounds are ...Read more Overall, we were pleasantly surprised compared to the reivews we had read here and on other sites. If your expectations are realistic, you will not be disappointed. The facilities are not lavish, but they aren't decaying either. Grounds are extensive and well-kept. Some things could use a coat of paint, but that wasn't our overall impression. We found the staff friendly and helpful, especially by Jamaica standards. The beach is spacious in depth and length and pretty private. Yes, there were overt acts going on (mostly at night at the hot tub), but it was subtle and also primarily monogamous. While we were there, at least, there were not many single males and there were almost no annoyingly boisterous individuals or groups. The distinction between the nude beach and the prude beach is very fluid, with the former being quieter but no less lovely and also no dearth of semi-clothed body parts. Food was pleantiful and of reasonable variety, but certainly not gourmet. Don't go expecting a fine dining experience, but it's not KFC or airline food, either. We found the entertainment more often an intrusion on conversation than a welcome amusement, especially at lunch, but the audience participation activities sometimes were pretty funny and also a way to make a friend or a reputation....The disco would be great if the volume wasn't at least 10 decibels too high for comfort--many people seemed forced out onto the adjoining patio. We enjoyed the free snorkeling and glass-bottom boat tours, although there's not a whole lot to look at. Free kayaks were fun. Internet service worked fine from the room, but it should be free at an all-inclusive resort that charges as much as this one does. All in all, we decided that we liked it enough to come back. We'd stay again on the prude side, as it's a little closer to dining, the beach in front of the room is never crowded, and it's easy to get to the nude side beach and hot tub whenever you want to (5 minute walk or less), and it's ch Close

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

A traveler

Travelocity.com

July 1, 2010

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Always a great time @ Hedo! This was my 4th trip..met some great people as always. The rooms need renovations @ this time:(? You can see things are worn out, eg, beds, bathrooms,mirrors..etc Needs a facelift now. The food is good, just needs ...Read more

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

A traveler

Travelocity.com

June 30, 2010

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Always a great time @ Hedo! This was my 4th trip..met some great people as always. The rooms need renovations @ this time:(? You can see things are worn out, eg, beds, bathrooms,mirrors..etc Needs a facelift now. The food is good, just needs more ...Read more

Looking for a better vacation

A traveler

Travelocity.com

March 28, 2010

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Hedonism II is unlike any other place on earth. The people and the staff are fantastic. Yes, there is a nude beach. I went there with my husband and it was the best thing I ever could have done for my self esteem. Women, regardless of size or shape ...Read more

Will definitly go back

A traveler

Travelocity.com

December 27, 2009

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this was our second trip to Hedo II and we will definitly go back. The hotel rooms are not glamorous but they are very clean and for as little time as you spend in the room they are perfect.The staff if very friendly as soon as you step off the bus. ...Read more

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hedo 2

Hedo 2 Sucks!

Very relaxing and laid back - and exciting

A fun and wonderful vacay for the open minded!

Hedo II needs to step up

Relaxing surroundings, with an erotic edge, and without frat party brouhaha.

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

Looking for a better vacation

Will definitly go back

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hedo 2

Hedo 2 Sucks!

Very relaxing and laid back - and exciting

A fun and wonderful vacay for the open minded!

Hedo II needs to step up

Relaxing surroundings, with an erotic edge, and without frat party brouhaha.

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

Needs upgrading/Renovations/cut backs

Looking for a better vacation

Will definitly go back

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